I had to run back to the hotel to get something in the middle of the day on Thursday. While I was there, I decided to get an avocado salad, since the opportunity to replace my Power Bar meal with real food was just to good to pass up.
While I was eating my avocado, a skinny white guy with scraggly chin-length white hair walked into the dining room, all hunched over and emanating sleaze. I stared at my table as hard as I could, willing the guy to not come over. Of course he came over anyway.
"You here alone?" (This was said, of course, with the creepiest of smiles.)
"NO."
"Oh. Well, I am a boat captain, from Trinidad. I just got in with a shipment from Miami. They paid me a bunch to bring food here, 'to give to the starving children of Haiti.' Well, I'm off to sell it!"
With this, he gave a huge conspiratorial wink, and slunk away.
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Profiting off of poverty-stricken children affirmation!!!
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I thought this was supposed to be about a sleazy lawyer... ;o)
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